Journeying

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Susan Boyle, 47 years old lady became a super star born in a night. When she stood on the stage of British got talent, no one really convincing she can sing! She received a standing ovation from the from the audience when she opened her mouth. More

I really can’t stop laughing when I read these jokes.

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
Explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Don’t worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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We learned this website, Rasa Malaysia through a friend here many months ago. Honestly, I don’t know the owner is such young (sorry, ) until this morning my wife showed me this interview in Kwong Wah Yit Poh and also her own post entry regarding that interview.

Ooopppsss…

But, if you are looking for Malaysian cuisines recipes, I strongly suggest this is the site you should not miss especially you are abroad for N period. More

I received this joke from my aunt. Enjoy it.

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold
milk?’

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked:’How does it know it’s me?’

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please don’t give me this juice again,’ she said,’It makes my teeth cough.’

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked:’How much do I cost?’

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’ More

Dutch magician Hans Klok and the “Divas of Magic” took the challenge to do as many illusions as possible in 5 minutes for Dutch-TV. He and his colleagues make it? More

May 8th, 2009.

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